![]() A lot of people, including me, will take a minute out of their lifespan to learn how to make “Unicorn cheesecake,” which is just regular cheesecake but with three different types of food coloring and possibly edible glitter.Īs kids, weren’t we told that food coloring is bad for us? How many parents ripped Fruit by the Foot out of our chubby hands based on this purported science? Why are we suddenly putting cancerous levels of dye in our foods just so we can call it “Unicorn” or “Mermaid,” like our entire lives have just turned into a five-year-old’s themed birthday party? The answer is eye candy. Very few people want to spend 15 minutes watching someone make lentil soup for the thrifty students’ soul. It doesn’t actually matter whether Tasty actually convinces anyone to try out the recipes in real life (although that would help their recent book sales), because the gambit is all in getting people to watch the video. Making these are not only a breeze, but they’re a treat! As a Full House resident with barely enough energy to make stovetop mac and cheese, I can tell you that your homemade macaroni endeavor will not be quite as easy as the white text suggests. There’s an element of recreation to every one, offering throat-coating amounts of cheese, chocolate, or cool whip. Moreover, the recipes presented in these sorts of videos are rarely the practical, day-to-day meals you’d make when you’re in the middle of homework and barely want to turn on the microwave. ![]() Millennials want to put cheese and tomato sauce in a cast-iron skillet and call it an appetizer, presumably to serve to valued guests instead of enemies.Īlthough Tasty videos have been known to range in complexity, the overwhelming majority of them offer an impossibly easy vision of what cooking is actually like, using store-bought ingredients and cheerful backing music to make you really think your dish will taste like homemade pate choux in a minute, tops. ![]() Thirty minutes is too long to wait for the generation of Amazon Prime and Twitter. The speedy recipes dominate Facebook timelines, (sponsored) Snapchat stories, and have even launched careers. ![]() Buzzfeed’s Tasty videos have revolutionized the format in which we consume, and watch what we consume. A three-course meal in 30 seconds, seasoning optional. Endless ways to use Pillsbury™ Crescent Rolls, Oreos, and crushed Doritos. ![]()
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